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Caper Comics!
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THE CAPED CAPER!
Caper is easily the greatest liberal who ever existed. Caper uses his awesome powers of justifying and unjustifying the means of people's actions to stop evil in it's tracks. He currently resides in the town of "Town, Ohio".
Fun Fact: Caper almost made a comic poking fun at his sworn enemy: neo-conservative Pete Spats, but realized that wouldn't be a very nice thing to do. What a great guy.
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Joel!
Joel is a chameleon boy who can change the color of his skin at will. Born in the islands of Hawaii, he eventually made his way to Town, Ohio seeking out an opponent in THE Caped Caper. Joel somehow lost.
Fun Fact: Joel's favorite band is A.F.I.
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Fat Mike!
Fat Mike is the most world renowned musician ever. At age 10, he composed the "Minute Waltz" on a Rickenbacker guitar out of mere thought. He later established the band "NOFX" and made the album "Don't Call Me White" which topped the charts on MTV for 5 years straight mainly because of the fact that 99.9% of people who watched MTV were white people who assumed they were black. He is currently an activist entrepenuer.
Fun Fact: Fat Mike is straight.
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Dmitry Kogan
Of Jewish origin, Alien hates Disney films except for the musical parts in which he flamboyantly sings along to.
Fun Fact: Alien is part of the KKK.
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Satan Sam!
Satan Sam is the leader of a satanic cult that goes under the name of "the Theistic Church of Satan". He despises Anton Lavey and his so called "satanic" ideology. Satan Sam's evil ideology promote malicious activities like using condoms and putting the seat down on the toilet.
Fun Fact: Satan Sam deems everything unnatural as "Satanic". To his logic, adding artificial fertilizers to plants is satanic, so he only uses artificial fertilizers when caring for his spice garden.
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Satantron 5000!
Satantron 5000 is Satan Sam's right hand man. Satantron 5000 is the only member of the Theistic Church of Satan who is tolerant of other religions. His hobbies include listening to Prince and playing football.
Fun Fact: Despite what the name implies, Satantron 5000 is not a robot.
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Satan Squirrel!
Satan Squirrel is a squirrel in a red costume that carries a fork.
Fun Fact: Satan Squirrel does not worship Satan but is far too stupid to alert cult leader Satan Sam of this dilemma.
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Satan Fan X!
Satan Fan X is the mastermind behind the propaganda used by the Theistic Church of Satan. A former businessman who one day decided to get himself fired by continuously pointing out his boss was a Jew so he could adopt the anarchistic ways of worshiping Satan.
Fun Fact: Satan Fan X supports gay rights.
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Randy Orton Comics!
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Randall Keith Orton!
Randy Orton is the greatest wrestler of all time. He has been world heavyweight champion 12 times in a row. Unlike several wrestlers, Randy Orton's moveset isn't limited to three punches and kicks, and he certainly is not injury prone. Randy was born in Tennessee where he started his career wrestling against software designers and often losing.
Fun Fact: Randy Orton prefers Pinot Noir over Merlot.
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Sameji Mamimi!
Sam is Randy's associate. Truth be told, there isn't anything especially interesting about Sam other than the fact she has interests in things that are best kept confidential.
Fun Fact: Sam's favorite thing to do is pose as a lawyer for African-Americans and play a game called "D.N" which stands for "Dumb Nigger". The object of the game is to slip the letters "d" and "n" in as many times as possible without alerting clients.
Fun Fact #2: Sam was once sued by her client once he found out she wasn't really a lawyer.
Fun Fact #3: Sam was sued again when another client deciphered the pattern surrounding the "d" and "n" letters.
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Adam Copeland!
Edge came to Randy in the form of a decieving parcel. Edge then went to ruin Randy's life with his mindless babble which was actually very clever political satire in Portugese if recorded with a tape recorder and played in reverse. Edge recently lifted himself of his so called curse.
Fun Fact: Edge doesn't know how to operate computers.
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Michael Francis Moore!
Michael Moore is a reoccuring villain in the Randy Orton Comics universe. He uses his fantastic electron microscope to seek out people who might be infringing upon constitutional rights from far off distances.
Fun Fact: Michael Moore is a Republican.
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Sam's Friends!
Sam's friends: Kasumi and Ayane are step-sisters who were raised by loving parents who participate in board game nights. They often play the American form of football with Sam.
Fun Fact: These two support Fred Phelps and his anti-gay crusade despite being very open lesbians.
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Mewchu!
Mewchu used his insane hacking powers to sneak himself into this comic. Nobody has actually seen Mewchu and suggest he resembles Rosie O'Donnell. That notion would be false due to the fact that those who have seen a mere photograph of Rosie O'Donnell have never lived. Mewchu exists. Please don't click this.
Fun Fact: Mewchu invented fun.
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