FAN-FICTION 9/11
"Oh yoo hoo! Lover!"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm?"
"...It's play time!"
"..."
"POOF!"
"Hello sweetheart. Guess what we're going to doooo..."
Yes!?!?"
"We're going to play grab-ass...
UNDER THE COVERS!"
"SQUEAL!"
"ME FIRST!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHH-HOO-HOO-HOO!!!..."
"KNOCK KNOCK!..."
"WHO IS IT?"
"MOVE OVER BITCHES. FRED FLINTSTONE'S HOME. HEH HEH HEH!"
"OH DEAR! TIS' PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH, COME TO KILL US!"
"MAYBE NOT THAT, BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING ALMOST AS BAD! HEH HEH HEH!"
"WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN DEATH!?!?"
"SIMPLE: FIRST I'M GOING TO USE YOUR TOILET (without putting the seat up)."
"Then I'm going to wash my hands...
WITHOUT SOAP!"
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!"
"I'LL STOP YOU!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"sniff... It was HORRIBLE."
"It's okay sweetheart... It's all over."
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*